I realized we use a lot of metaphors and similes. We compare God to a tree and say that both give kindly and never demand anything in return. Sometimes we compare life to a race. Sometimes we say that words are like gunshots: once fired, they have got to hit somewhere. We even compare one man with other, sometimes. Simply put: we understand things better when we compare them with things we already understand well.
I thought of this fun activity from these observations: Let’s try to compare LIFE to random things out there and see if things make sense. If it does, it can lead to various Conclusion:s: for example, the same thing can be compared to two different things to draw paradoxical results, which means even a comparison that fits perfectly and makes perfect sense may still be incorrect.
Well, still it is fun, so let’s try this out. Here’s a list of 20 random and crazy things I tried to compare life with. Watch me as I make complete sense sometimes, and at other times, make nonsensical comparisons and still appear right.
Feel free to jump across any item in the list if you feel like.
1. Life is a tomato
2. Life is a coconut
3. Life is a pen
4. Life is an earthworm
5. Life is a speck of dust
6. Life is a sandwich
7. Life is a fan
8. Life is a cat
9. Life is pajamas
10. Life is a guitar
11. Life is a spiral binding
12. Life is an N-95 mask
13. Life is a watch
14. Life is a Mathematics workbook
15. Life is Burj Khalifa
16. Life is a page of coding in a program
17. Life is a mosquito
18. Life is integration (as in Math)
19. Life is pink
20. Life is a cute-but-painful-because-wrongly-trimmed-because-you-were-not-careful-enough-while-using-the-nail-cutter toenail
1. Life is a tomato
Because from outside, it looks dry but there is that juice inside which is not too far away: all you need is to dig a little into the soft flesh and the juice will come out itself.
Conclusion:: Life is easy and juicy and you can easily pin its juice out of it.
2. Life is a coconut
Because both are hard outside but tasty and soft inside. Life is a bit of a challenge because cracking the outer shell is a thing. It takes a strong person to crack life to its soft core and enjoy its flavor.
Conclusion:: Life can be easy, if you work hard to make it one.
3. Life is a pen
Because like a pen, it has limited ink and what you want to write has to be written with that limited ink you have, because if you waste time scribbling stupid lines and shapes, you’ll have that ink dry up and then you won’t be able to refill.
Conclusion:: Life is easy but it is limited and that’s why it is hard.
4. Life is an earthworm
Because we are buried deep down inside the earth and wait for showers to bring us out. The rain might be someone’s blessings, a near-death experience, or simply God’s intervention. Rain is anything that brings us out of the earth to enjoy the sky and the sunshine.
Conclusion:: Life is easy but you have to find a trigger to that, which is hard.
5. Life is a speck of dust
Because it is nothing and yet an essential part of the world, and essential yet a non-consequential cell in the body of a larger organism.
Conclusion:: Life is meaningless and important at the same time.
6. Life is a sandwich
Because it has many layers. Some stuff life with so many things that the sandwich becomes difficult to eat and digest. Others do stuff life but with limited but healthy and tasty things.
Conclusion:: Life is good it it is better in quality and is healthy.
7. Life is a fan
Because it has to rotate and madden its head up to satisfy other and give some contribution to the surroundings. Life is a fan also because to work you need electricity … energy.
Conclusion:: Life is hard but mildly worthwhile.
8. Life is a cat
Because life is always afraid of a devil – a dog – a death and hence needs to walk with caution, silently, and sometimes make high jumps. And yes … you are also offered milk sometimes.
Conclusion:: Life is hard because it lives in the fear of death.
9. Life is pajamas
Because it is not for oneself but for others, because pajamas worn by no one do not fulfil their purpose. But even when they are worn, pajamas have to do with – er – smells.
Conclusion:: Life is meant to be lived for others.
10. Life is a guitar
Because it is all about producing music, that’s it. It is about enjoying, about rocking, about singing a song, about finding a rhythm, learning to play and learning to match the notes being played.
Conclusion:: Life is awesome and fun, but only if lived in a certain way. You cannot play guitar life a flute, by breathing into it. A guitar has to be played like a guitar.
11. Life is a spiral binding
Because it is twisted, it is like a roller coaster’s track and it is all about keeping something tied up. Life has to find the right holes to fit in and then live for the rest of the time in those same holes. But that is very boring.
Conclusion:: Life is monotonous because it is about finding one’s purpose and then spending rest of the life with it.
12. Life is an N-95 mask
Because it is meant to stop the spread of a disease: hatred, violence, assaults, thefts etc. Once all the diseases are curbed, life, like mask, should be removed.
Conclusion:: When all the problems of the world have ended, human beings should jump off from a cliff and die together.
13. Life is a watch
Because watches and life both tend to tick away. Since watches have a maker, life must have one too.
Conclusion:: Life is meaningful. It is about meeting the maker before meeting the maker.
14. Life is a Mathematics workbook
Because it has a lot of problems and it needs no one less than a mathematician to solve them.
Concluison: Life is damn hard and you need to be an expert to be able to solve it.
15. Life is Burj Khalifa
Because it is very high and still does not ouch the sky. Life is constructed over years of hard work and construction, only to sustain people living and working it in.
Conclusion:: Life is about working hard until the day you can give inside you a room to bacteria, fungi, worms and viruses, and on your head a lot of lice.
16. Life is a page of coding in a program
Because both start with “K” and are five-letter words and both can go insanely erratic sometimes.
Conclusion:: Life is difficult because once you miss some necessary stroke, you go wrong and spend rest of your time figuring out what went wrong.
17. Life is a mosquito
Because both are small and cannot survive without blood. And we know that a mosquito cannot live without an earthly atmosphere.
Conclusion:: Life on Mars is impossible.
18. Life is integration (as in Math)
Because when you start, you think is is just the inverse of differentiation and hence should be nominally easy, but as you go you realise it can draw you nuts as anything.
Conclusion:: Life is hard and should not be underestimated because an easy life is an illusion.
19. Life is pink
Because many-a-times it is very soothing. But if the pink colour gets too dark, it might be unpleasant to eyes. And yes, pink colour has many shades, and life is no different.
Conclusion:: Life is a pig.
20. Life is a cute-but-painful-because-wrongly-trimmed-because-you-were-not-careful-enough-while-using-the-nail-cutter toenail
Because … you know what I mean.
Conclusion:: Life is fun and cute but it can make you insane if you do not give it proper care.
Oh, and a bonus one, since you have made it this far:
21. Life is a blogpost
Because it is fun, because it is possible only when you’re online, because it easier with some knowledge of html, and we know that some blogposts can be quite interesting.
Conclusion:: Life is fun, but only if you have 60 minutes every other day to type in a post.